Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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