soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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