morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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