I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He kissed a someone with a penis
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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