a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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