So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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