i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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