she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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