i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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