Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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