Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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