who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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