Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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