did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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