There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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