I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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