His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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