Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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