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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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