Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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