Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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