ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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