Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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