My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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