I got chris browned last night
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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