Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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