I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
