i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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