Fine. I'll sleep in my office
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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