S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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