Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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