Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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