i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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