Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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