I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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