Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Let's paint friendship bongs
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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