I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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