ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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