No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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