and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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