don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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