ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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