my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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