Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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