My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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