are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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