yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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