yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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