Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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