Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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