So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Two words: nipple clamps
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