Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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