i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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